- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

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