- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

a skinny sumo wrestler

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

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