- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Rebecca Black's career.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

world society

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

whats white and sticky glue

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What do you call a black man? A person

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

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