What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

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