- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

In soviet Russia...things are different

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

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