- Anti Joke

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore