Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Chuck Norris is dead......

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

Why can't february march Because april may

Why was the gay guy sad?

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Stop Iran! We need the money.

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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