Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

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Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

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roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

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What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

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Casey Anthony kills a baby

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A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

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Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

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What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

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If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

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What do you call a book of notes? A notebook.

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Father Murphy met Samuel Myer on the street. Sam it's been a month o' Sundays since I've seen you. You look propserous. How's the moile business? A snip better, Father, since we talked last. And thank you. For what, Sam? Well the last time we met you asked what I did with the foreskins. Well, here is the answer, my new business. What's this, a wallet. But so smooth, Sam. Yeah, Father, but when you rub it. Rub it, Sam? Yeah when you rub it it falls apart. And you have to buy a new one! Mazel Tov!

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Why didn't little Timmy get anything for Christmas? He was an orphan living on the streets.

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how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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