What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

rocky is here again.......................

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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