- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

What? Why?

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease

a jewish man with a boner walks into a wall what does he hit first his cheek due to the fact he was looking at an attractive woman

Knock knock. This is a no soliciting residence, and I do not open my door for strangers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the KFC man was chasing him.

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "What can I get for you?" The dog replies "1 beer please." shocked at the dogs English the bartender sprints out of the bar in terror

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