- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

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why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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