- Anti Joke

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

Caolan and Eamon

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

Yo mama so fat.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

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Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

Caolan and Eamon

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

Yo mama so fat.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*