What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

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What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

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Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

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Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

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How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

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What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

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George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

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Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

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How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

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What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

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A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

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A British man walks into a dentist's office.

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