Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

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Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

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Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

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EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

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My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

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what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

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Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

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Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

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How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

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Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

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Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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