- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

Want to hear a joke? No.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

What happens to the yellow hat when it is thrown into the red sea? It get's wet.

How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

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