- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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