- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

I'd like to make a withdraw

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

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