cats are pussies

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

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A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

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Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

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Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

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What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

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Not lying Red, I have my contacts, I am a "facilitator", I pull strings for my employers, and sure the FBI has me on their files, after all we have cooperated with them. Not because I wanted to, but because its my job, and it helps me use the best of my abilities and limited education (I am technically an educated lawyer, and not an agent).

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What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

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What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

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A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

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Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

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My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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