- Anti Joke

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

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Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

A seal walks into a club.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

A seal walks into a club.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **