What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

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why did'n the baby wake up from his nap? because he was dead

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A woman gets home from bying tampons to use later in the month. She walks into the house and sees a heart box with a note from her husband of 5 years. The note reads: Roses are red - violets are blue - Fudge Is Sweet - Heres some Fudge...........She then puts the note down, eats the fudge, and has diarrhea a few hours later. The husband comes home and feels bad because he forgot that fudge upsets his wife's stomach. Later that night the wife asks her husband to have anal sex with her. The husband agrees but later regrets his action since his dick is now discolored and smells of shit..........Two days later the family dog dies. The wife and husband mourn. I like cheese

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How many dead hookers can you fit in a trunk? Five

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A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

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What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

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Your mom is so nice.

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

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How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

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Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

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What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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