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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

A plane crashes near an uncharted island with a low supply of fresh water and hardly any animals, except for a few deadly ones. How do the survivors live until rescuers show up? -There were no survivors from the plane crash

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul