- Anti Joke

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Your mom is so nice.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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