what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

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4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

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There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

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Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

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Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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www.hurr-durr.com

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

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*Click* "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

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Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

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Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

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What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

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Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

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Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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