A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

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I'm homeless.

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Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

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What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face"? The horse does not respond, because it is a horse and lacks any cognitive ability to speak or understand English. Instead, it becomes confused by its surroundings, takes a dump on the floor, and gallops out of the bar knocking a few tables over in the process.

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Your mother is so fat she has trouble finding clothes in her size.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

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Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? I can cook a pizza.

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why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

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Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

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if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

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On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

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Sex education in Texas.

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Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

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why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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