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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

This isn't funny.

womens rights

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

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