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What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

Oh my God! A talking dog!

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.