Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

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why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

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What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

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What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

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Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

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roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

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An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

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How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

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A man walked into a bar. I shot him

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Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

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Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

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do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

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Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

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Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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