- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

Get Outta Here We're Closed!

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

This isn't funny.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

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