- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

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what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

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