- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

Girl:Do you wanna hear a joke? Boy:Sure... Girl: jesus loves you

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Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

I walk into a bar...

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

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