- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

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