- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

what are you mike bibby?

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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