- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

Justin Bieber.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

Where are you going Your house

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

Michael Brown

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

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