- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Guess what? Bananas

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

A French man gets into a fight

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

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There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

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