- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock, knock "Who's there?" knock, knock "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

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*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.