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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

Godzilla steps on a bar and orders a Scotch.

So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

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