- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

Invisible Children Foundation.

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

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What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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