- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

HURT

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

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