- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

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What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

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What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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