- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

A black student graduated High School

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

scientology.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

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