What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

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why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

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A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

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Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

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your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

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what's white and sticky semen

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

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the economy.

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What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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You all have Aids

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Why did the chicken cross the road. He didn't, this joke gets old really fast

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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two penguins are hanging out in Antartica. the one looks to the other an says "man its really cold out" the other quicky waddles away because of the strange alien sound its friend just made

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canadians

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks: "How's the family?" The Horse says: "they are fine." Everyone runs out screaming because Horses can't talk, except the bartender. He has a mental illness.

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