- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

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Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

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