- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

What hurts like hell? HELL

rocky is here again.......................

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

Jimmy Saville

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

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