how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

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Massie is a fatass

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When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

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im not black, im Joseph Kony

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

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Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

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A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

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why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

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There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

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What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

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Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

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knock knock!? . . No.

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

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What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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Anti Joke

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