- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

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