- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

William wright is Gay

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.