- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

The cream, it is coming

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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