- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

What do you call a black man? Rob

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

If life gives you lemonade.

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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