Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he (assuming he bears male reproductive organs) saw some corn on the other side (using the light rays refracted primarily by his cornea onto the retina) which is his staple diet as he is a herbivorous chicken. As corn is the producer of the food chain in question and the chicken is the primary consumer, a fox being the secondary and an angry farmer being the tertiary, he needs to ingest this food source in order to obtain the glucose required to produce adenosine triphosphate by the process of aerobic respiration in the mitochondria of his chicken cells. Thus, the chicken crossed the road.

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Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

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Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

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Want to here a joke? Me to...

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A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

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What has one head, three eyes and seven legs? A cow with a tri-pod rammed up it's arse. The third eye is a result of a birth defect.

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What do you call a whale driving a plane? A horibble massacre.

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What did the boy without arms get in his Christmas present? A pair of gloves. Just kidding, he didn't open it yet.

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What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

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Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

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What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

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id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

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What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

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What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

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what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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