What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

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What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

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In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

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Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

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Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

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What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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So a seal walks into a club.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

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Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

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I am a women

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I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

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So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

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What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

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Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

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Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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