If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

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YOLO You only like Oreos

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Neil is a reterd.

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I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

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Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

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how did the man with the gun die? obesity

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Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

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When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

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what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

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- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

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A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

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Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

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I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

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Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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