- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

NASCAR being considered a sport.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

YEAH THEY DO!

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

So this fat guy farts. It smells.

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