- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

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