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What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

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I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

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Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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A man name Bill works 12 hours a day at a warehouse, almost everyday a week. It is a hard job but Bill does it to support his beautiful wife of many years. Bill thinks the long hard days are worth every moment he gets to spend with her. One night, after a hard day, he comes home to find another man in bed with his wife. Bill begins to sob and yell "I work 12 hours a day at a warehouse....." His wife yells back. "We already read this part, get to the punchline".

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News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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What do you do at a club? You club.

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A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

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Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

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If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first? Who cares?

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

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Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

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what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

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Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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