- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

Where's my tractor?

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

This is my favorite antijoke.

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

I like that, but why am I happy?

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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