Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

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read me write me

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What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

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My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

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Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

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Hobos are like Obama they want change.

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

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Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

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What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

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Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

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why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

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what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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