- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

Well this is pointless.....

Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

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