There are 3 prisoners inside a cage. All the prisoners are blind folded and wearing hats. They are told there are 5 hats all together, 2 blue hats and 3 red hats. If one of them can answer what color hat they are wearing they are all set free. However, they have no idea what color hat they are wearing, only what color hat the other prisoners are wearing. They are also not allowed to tell what color the others are wearing. So the game begins: The first prisoner takes off his blind fold. The guard says "What color hat are you wearing?" and the first prisoner says "I don't know." The second prisoner takes off his blind fold. The guard says "What color hat are you wearing?" and the second prisoner says the same thing, "I don't know" Now the third prisoner didn't even need to take off his blind fold. He already knew the answer. He said, "Sir, I know I am wearing a red hat" The guard smiled and all the prisoners are set free. Why? If the first prisoner saw the other prisoners blue hats then he knows he's wearing a red hat because there are only 2 blue hats and 3 red hats. But he sees one guy wearing blue and one guy wearing red, so he says "I don't know." The second prisoner took off his blind fold and the same thoughts occur. If he saw the other prisoners wearing all 2 blue hats, then he knows he's wearing red. Instead, he sees one guy wearing a blue hat and the other guy wearing a red hat. So he says "I don't know" Now the third prisoner doesn't even need to take off his blind fold. Why? He heard the other prisoners saying they don't know, which led him to believe that all they saw was blue and red hats. That means if he takes of his blind fold he will see that both of the previous prisoners will be wearing blue hats and since there are only 2 blue hats available, he must be wearing a red hat.

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Did the owl ever reach the middle of the tootsie pop? Yes. Dreams do come true

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who else is on here?

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Wihat's red, green, and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender!!!!!

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What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas A bike.

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What do you say to a rock? Meow

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whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

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I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

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A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? A giant spider-like insect that lays eggs in your brain which turn into larvae that drop down onto your tongue and eat your teeth slowly, then form a cocoon and turn into the spider-like insect spoken of previously. You then wake up from this terrible nightmare and get ready for your well paying job.

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Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

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Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

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there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

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Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

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knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

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What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

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If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

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life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

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Anti Joke

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