What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

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Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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Women's Rights

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

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Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

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Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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A:Knock Knock B:It's open

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What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

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What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

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Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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