How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

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What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

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An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

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What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

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Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

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there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

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What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

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8===D

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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