A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

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What's 2+2? Fish

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My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

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What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

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Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

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Your mother is so fat.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

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Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

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What's the point of going to college? There is none.

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What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

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A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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