- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

i just wrote this so hard

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