I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

I like that, but why am I happy?

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

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