here kitty kitty

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Yo mama so fat.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

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what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

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Dyslexia ruels!

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

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What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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A boy grows up loving tractors. For birthday and Christmas each year he got a tractor toy of some kind, until the age of 17, when he finally gave up tractors and got himself a CD player. One day, listening to all the latest tunes with some headphones, he looks outside to see his neighbour's house on fire. He goes outside to find firemen trying to put out the blaze. He jumps into the blazing house and inhales as much as he can, which astonishingly puts out the blaze. A fireman confusing asked "How did you do that?" The boy replies, " I'm an ex-tractor fan."

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An airplane's engine suddenly blows up in the middle of its flight. The pilot turns around and sees a blonde and a brunette. He turns to his right and sees only two parachutes. The pilot says "Ok guys, only two-" Then the plane blows up.

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What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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