Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

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What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

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What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

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Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

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Pickles

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What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

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What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

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A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

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Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

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A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

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What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

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do you have a wife?

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whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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