what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

ask me if i am a tree. no.

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

What do u say to someone u don't like? I thought I'd let u no tht I don't like u...

Q: There was a train wreck in the middle of nowhere, every one died, no one saw the train wreck, so how did the story about the wreck get out? A:Many philosophers believe that the universe is a figment of its own imagination. Therefore, if "the universe" decided that it wanted the story to get out, it could have just made it so since it is its own imagination.

What does little Tommy and a tomato have in common? They are both vegetables. Oh wait, a tomato is a fruit.

what's pink and fluffy? pink fluff

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Everyone was standing in a bank happily Three muslims walk in Everyone continues their everyday lives coz we live in a non racist society and nothing could go wrong Then the building blew up

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