- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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