- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

black people

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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