Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Long joke Your such a downey

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

there once was a black man who played basketball

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

Q- Why? A- Why not?

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

LO AND BEHOLD!

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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