- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

Boxing on Boxing Day

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

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