What's worse than finding a worm in ur Apple? Finding a worm in ur poop

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How does a person put an elephant in a closet? First they have to open the door, then put the elephant in and close the door. That was easy well how does a person put a giraffe in. You probably said open the door and put the giraffe in and close the door. Well you missed a step first you have to take the elephant out then you can put in the giraffe. Well both animals are to big to fit in a closet so you can't put them in and also the person who put the animals in is schizophrenic and the animals are fake so if you believed that you could fit them in there you might be delusional.

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

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Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

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why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

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Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

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A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

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What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

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whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

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Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

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your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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