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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

How do you kill a black man There is many ways

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

i cant STAND cripple jokes

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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