A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

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Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

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what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

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Click here to end the world.

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What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

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You had better thumbs up this post.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

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Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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