- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

I am dyslexic

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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