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Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

Chuck Norris.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

What is white and square? A ping pong block

Rebecca Black

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

How long does it take a person to steal a television? Many variables could determine said ability to successfully steal a television. Such variables depend on sub-variables such as weight of the television, whether the television is a store, an upper-class citizen's home, or in a "ghetto" apartment. A main variable could be the race of the thief in question. African Americans are scientifically more likely to steal a television faster compared to a Caucasian. Yet a downside to being an African American is the fact that they are more likely to be called in for questioning or arrested on the spot at their broken down home. Caucasians are less likely to be questioned and if caught will most likely obtain the proper amount of bribery money in which to pay off the police.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

I am in love with pizza. It was a friday night and i was hanging around with my so called friends 'banana-rama' 'pearman' and 'peaches' (keep in mind these are all fruit). I ordered a pizza from Poker Pizza and it came an hour later i brung it to my kitchen and i opened the box. It was lovely. I eat it, i soon realized that I had eat my one true love and decided to order another pizza.

Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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