- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

the economy.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

Women's Rights

38 studio's new game... Finance City

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

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